olivia | fifteen | new jersey

queen of self-depricating jokes and double-chin selfies

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

Turn Down for Chocolate


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sodomymcscurvylegs:

This is why I’m not allowed out in public.

Swimming Pools ft. Asshole Fish from Spongebob Squarepants
Kendrick Lamar

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parachutesx:

sky-media:

this is my favorite line in the history of ahs

always

parachutesx:

sky-media:

this is my favorite line in the history of ahs

always

4insley:

The older I get the more this resonates with me

pocahonturd:

parasailin-sarahpalin:

1997kids:

brilliant

IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT

YES IT’S BACK

people whose header is some shit like “WELCOME TO MY TWISTED MIND”
analzingphil:

so i went to a stuffed animal museam thing with my friends and i took a picture of a gorilla and it looks like the gorilla is taking a photo i

analzingphil:

so i went to a stuffed animal museam thing with my friends and i took a picture of a gorilla and it looks like the gorilla is taking a photo i

okaymad:

at the supermarket like

image

apollollo:

send this to your crush

apollollo:

send this to your crush

fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play