daddysgirl666

toasternudel:

logging on to tumblr on november 1stimage

vampirestump:

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     all text posts in october must be
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qirlunderyou:

i’m going in for a refill 


  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring
Passive aggressive Witch

baltharus:

I don’t curse people, I bless everyone around them.

spangefucker:

meatbicyclevevo:

somebody once told me the world was gonna

end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house

souljagirl617:

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

Mood:

digitaltits:

*white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*


  • me: ends incredibly depressing sentence with "lmao"