logging on to tumblr on november 1st
all text posts in october must be
formatted like this
i’m going in for a refill
- waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
- waitress: sir please stop cyring
I don’t curse people, I bless everyone around them.
I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle
*white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*
- me: ends incredibly depressing sentence with "lmao"