Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.
when I see someone open a pack of gum
Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie
*secretly having a mental breakdown because nothing is going right and all motivation is lost* :)
making out is one of the most underrated things in the world of sex like one of the best feelings on earth is tongue on tongue, biting each other’s lips and pressing your bodies together and grinding your hips into each other while your breathing mixes
IM IN LOVE
"Forget this stick. Square up Mickey."