olivia | fifteen | new jersey

queen of self-depricating jokes and double-chin selfies

Reblog if one of your favorite characters has ever died.

trashclown420:

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Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.

ruinedchildhood:

when I see someone open a pack of gum

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skarchomp:

Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie

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denchgang:

amoyed:

hey where my baes at

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denchgang:

amoyed:

baes, not bees

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are you team boy toy named troy or team dude named michael

sassykardashian:

*secretly having a mental breakdown because nothing is going right and all motivation is lost* :)

dear-travis:

kenyatta:

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.




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vriskafuckingserket:

fortknots:

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This is my favorite motherfucking thing about getting closer to Halloween every FUCKING YEAR

apolojizzing:

officialteacher:

apolojizzing:

I need to go to the bath room

you should have gone during lunch

do not

girlseatgirls:

making out is one of the most underrated things in the world of sex like one of the best feelings on earth is tongue on tongue, biting each other’s lips and pressing your bodies together and grinding your hips into each other while your breathing mixes

brujabby:

bestrooftalkever:

whats better than this

guys being dudes

thatfunnyblog:

IM IN LOVE

thugpvssion:

"Forget this stick. Square up Mickey."

thugpvssion:

"Forget this stick. Square up Mickey."